Jim gets an SNL credit

My good friend (and former roommate of 9 years) Jim Cashman just got a writing credit on last week's Saturday Night Live!

Here's the background. Jim is a member of the Groundlings sketch and improv comedy group in LA. A number of Groundlings have gone on to be SNL cast members, including, quite recently, Kristen Wiig. One of the sketches she and Jim wrote together at the Groundlings was on SNL last week, when Alec Baldwin was the host.

This is third hand info by now, but apparently Alec was a big fan of the sketch from the table read through rehearsals. It made it into the live show, and in the first half, which is usually where the better material goes.

The sketch is called "Morning Drive", and you can view it, as performed by Alec Baldwin and Kristen Wiig, on Jim's web site.

Unfortunately, there is a problem with permissions to re-distribute the two pieces of music that appear in the scene. This means that the sketch is missing from the digital version of the show you can download from iTunes. Ah, well. Thanks to Jim for recording it and getting it online.

Congrats to Jim. It's pretty wild, and I'm sure a sign of more success to come.

Elections and voting systems

Forgive me if I've already chatted with you about this, but I find voting systems pretty interesting. Steve Krause has a nice write up of some of the most common, and some of the important differences. The takeaway is this: given a set of voter preferences, different voting systems can result in different outcomes.

For example, Steve talks about a system used in some local San Francisco elections: Ranked Choice Voting with Instant Runoff Voting:

  • You rank multiple candidates for an office, indicating your first choice, second choice, and so on.
  • If no candidate attains a majority of first-choice votes, the candidate with the fewest first-choice votes is eliminated.
  • Those who voted for the eliminated candidate have their second-choice votes added to the remaining candidates' totals.
  • If that reallocation does not create a majority for one candidate, the process continues until a majority is reached.

There was an article in the March 2004 issue of Scientific American by Partha Dasgupta and Eric Maskin that went into a more detailed analysis. They spoke to the question of "Which voting system is really the most fair?" by asking, in each case, how many of the voters have their preferences reflected in the outcome.

Just some food for thought. The important thing is to make the effort to get out and vote. I'll admit I don't make it to every single ballot date, but I do take it seriously and try not only to go but to show up with at least a basically informed opinion. If you weren't thinking of voting, please do. If you were planning on it, remind someone you know.

Can you hear me now?

Well, it's November, or, as I like to call it, National Time-to-Take-a-Few-Minutes-and-Write-Something-for-the-Blog Month.

I think prolonged absences just happen sometimes. In my last post, I mentioned the arrival of our wonderful baby girl, Jessica. I've added a link (in the photos list to the left) to a photo gallery featuring the little one, including some pics from Halloween. Don't be scared.

The addition on the house is finishing up much like I think we all predicted it would: incredibly slowly. Once the contractor has all but the last 10% of his payment, and the only things on the punch list are little 10-minute jobs, it suddenly becomes hard for anyone to make it a priority to get out here and take care of the rest. I don't really blame them, I guess. Except for the sense of task completion, there's little incentive to prioritize getting to Westchester to fix a valve if you're a plumber (for example) with a slate more substantial projects backed up waiting for your attention. Still, no one has completely forgotten about us.

Today we had what was to be our final inspection from the city. The inspector found one correction: our seismic shutoff valve on the gas line was on the gas company's side of the meter, and it's supposed to be on the customer's side. I can't tell you exactly why that matters, but I'm sure it does. Whoever installed this one obviously didn't do it to code. Even though this wasn't touched during our current project, it has to be fixed before the city will issue the Certificate of Occupancy. The plumber was able to come by near the end of the day and install a new seismic valve, which he explained is "state of the art". Looks good to me, but I'm hardly a connoisseur.

At any rate, today is Day 173 of the project. So little has happened lately that it hardly seems fair to keep the count going, but then again I figure until the punch list is empty and the inspections all done, the project isn't technically finished.

By the way, there are little things we don't like about the bathroom. Nothing major, and no one's fault, just some decisions we might make differently if we ever do this again. If you're remodeling a bathroom, we'd be happy to let you know what we liked and didn't like.

Here's a picture of the completed exterior. The photo timeline is updated to this point: the slowdown near the end is evident in the frequency of available photos.

Hopefully I'll get back to a post-per-week or so. There's plenty going on to chat about, and lots of web links to interesting stuff. My only excuse is lots of work and a new baby. If that doesn't let me off the hook in your book, I can only ask for a second chance.

Best news ever

I have once again been absent from the blog for a period of a few weeks. I do apologize, but this time I can say it's not because I got lazy about it. I have a good excuse this time. The best. At the end of August my wife gave birth to our beautiful daughter Jessica.

The birth experience was amazing. Dana was really amazing. The time since then has been, um, well, amazing. Everything's different, nothing's changed. We are, as you might guess, usually sleep deprived, though some nights are better than others. We're overwhelmed with the responsibility, but so captivated by our little girl.

Here's a pic. I'll post an update about the addition to the house soon.

Use math to live longer

That's right: we're about to extend your life-span with a little math.

Steve Krause has a fun post titled Why You'll Probably Outlive the Average Life Expectancy. I won't repeat the whole thing here; it's worth a quick read. Basically the idea is that, statistically speaking, you're likely to live to be older than the average life expectancy for people born the same year as you. And, he points out, this isn't, as you might think, because modern medicine will give you an edge (which isn't to say it won't, but that's not what he's examining). It's math (statistics, really)!

Here's the quick and dirty version: Start with the average life expectancy for your gender for those born in the year you were born (probably roughly 75 for men and 80 for women). That average includes a small number of people who, for various reasons, passed on before they got to be as old as you are now. No disrespect at all for the departed, but they were bringing down the average. That means that the average life expectancy for those in your group who have lived at least as long as you already have is a little higher.

The older you are, the more of a bump you get in this consideration. Steve (and a couple of clear, effective charts) points out that for those who live to about 80, the gender gap all but vanishes. This is a new way to think about the life expectancy gender gap: it's not necessarily that octogenarian males are passing on years before octogenarian females, it's that men are a little more likely to pass on before they get there.

Filmed in Technicolor

There's paint on them there walls!

Moving right along on the house. Here's what's new:

-- Forced air heat is hooked up and has been tested. Done.
-- Most holes in the walls have the bulk of drywall patching done, though there is more to do.
-- The hardwood floor is in the new room. It should be sanded and get the first coat of finish on Monday.
-- Tile is in on the bathroom floor and shower walls. Grout is missing, but should go in next week.
-- Most of the painting in the bedroom is done. The big areas, at least, should all have two coats by now. Still some touch-up to do, and the trim may still need another coat.

Photos and positions are updated on the photo timeline.

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Tele-marketers. Gotta love 'em.

I know we all have these stories, but I wanted to share my call this afternoon. On the phone was a pleasant sounding woman's voice.

Me: Hello?
Caller: Hello, may I speak to Kenneth?
Me: This is he.
Caller: Hi there. My name is (???) and I'm calling from Universal Group's Customer Service. I want to let you know that this is not a sales call and I'm not trying to sell you anything. What we are doing is ... (some stuff about appointments for free estimates for home upgrades; how about that?) ... and I'd like to see if we can set up an appointment for you.
Me: No thank you, I won't be interested.
Caller: Ok. (brief pause) Are you the homeowner?
Me: Yes, I am.
Caller: Ok. You sound young.
Me: (polite chuckle) Well, thank you.
Caller: Not sure that's a good thing.(click)

Awesome.

I confess I didn't see that last bit coming.

Seriously, I know this is a dead horse, but why oh why must this happen so often? I opted not to hang up on her when it was clear early on that I wasn't going to be interested in her offer. Instead I chose to be polite and get in a 'No, thank you" as soon as possible. And my reward for going out of my way not to be rude? A rather rude comment and being hung up on myself.

A little stucco, some paint, it'll look like new....

Didn't give an update for a while because we had another brief slowdown. Moving forward again, though. The stucco on the outside walls is done. Had a tricky time selecting the color, but all we wanted to do was match the existing walls, and it seems to do that pretty well.

The bathroom has a shower pan. The drywall guys are about done with the inside walls. That wasn't as dusty as I thought it might be. Now we're putting central heating in, which is great, but requires work to be done throughout the house, so it's definitely more of an inconvenience. We'll be glad to have it, though; our existing heater was probably the original one in the house, and so would be about 50 years old. It didn't heat evenly at all.

Tile for the bathroom is ordered. Primer paint is going on now. The floor should be installed by this time next week. Coming right along! The photo timeline has more pics.

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Walls get skins

This week saw the outside of the walls get the first two layers of stucco. The inside of the walls got the first part of drywall; the gypsum boards are up. This was already pretty dusty, but I'm pretty sure the really dusty part is still to come, when they get to sanding the new surface smooth.

The photo timeline has been updated. It gets new photos all time, but I've also added a couple of new camera positions. They've already got around 9 shots each, so even though they won't have any images from early on, they shouldn't be too boring, and they'll only get better.

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Home Addition Update

Thought I'd post an update, since it's been over a week. The reason I haven't posted anything in the last week or so is because nothing really post-worthy has happened with the addition this week. (You could certainly make an argument here over the assumption that anything I have posted about was "post-worthy", but I'll just continue as if we're agreed.)

After an eventful week the week before, last week was much slower. A few small things definitely taken care of, but overall, very little. I haven't gotten too many pics for the photo timeline, partially because we've been away in the early evening, which is when I typically try to take pics of the new room, an partially because the changes are small enough that they may not be noticeable in pics, anyway.

We're waiting primarily for a track for a sliding door. Once that's in, the room will be 'water-tight'. (I use quotes because I don't think it will literally be water-tight, but I may be wrong.) Then it'll be time for insulation and drywall.

In some of the pics you may notice the temporary low fence dividing the construction part of our back yard from the rest. This was established early on, and has been very helpful. It allows us part of the yard to let the dogs out in, even unattended. They miss the extra room, I'm sure, but they've gotten used to it. Sierra, recently, has taken to sneaking across this boundary. She's a troublemaker.

Good Day, then a Not-So-Good Day

Yesterday was great. At one point or another during the day, we had on-site the architect, the contractor, the electrician, the plumber, the roofer, and, we found out today, the city inspector. Things definitely seem to be moving along. We found out that the stucco is going to be significantly less expensive than originally estimated, and due to an accident of order-shipment timing, it looks like we're going to get nicer windows than we thought for the same price.

Already this week we learned that the roofer was essentially replacing, rather than repairing, the roof over our living room which was pretty damaged from rains (mostly two winters ago). The plumber had made some other improvements under the house while working on the new drain pipe. All going very well. Today the exterior walls got the first layer. See the pic below. (Or the photo timeline.)

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Then this morning happened. We heard the usual sounds as work got underway, then at some point we noticed that some of the noise was from chain-saws next door. Short version: the owner (he doesn't live there) of the house next to us cut down three huge trees, clearing his backyard.

I'll confess we've thought at times that the bigger two of these trees needed to be trimmed back. But we never would've wanted this. These trees had a huge affect on the feel of our backyard. What yesterday felt like a clearing in the trees now feels open and exposed. The trees provided shade to most of our yard for large parts of the day. Now the sun beats down.

And it's not just outside that you can feel it. With more direct sunlight streaming in the window and beating on our dark roof, the inside of our house was noticeably hotter by this afternoon. I can't say empirically how much hotter, but I think 3-5 degrees hotter is not an unreasonable guess, and might be low.

I'm speaking mostly of the affect on our property, but of course the effect on the neighbor's yard and house must be similar.

There are now two places along the fence with that neighbor that offer straight lines of sight to the neighboring backyard and house. Privacy is greatly compromised. I think we can address this problem, at least, but it will mean waiting until the room addition is done and working with our landscaping guy to come up with ideas on how to regain some of this privacy.

It doesn't help that the tree-cutting left trimmings in our yard that we were left to clean up. I'm no good at estimating height, much less tree ages (I should have snuck over to count rings), but I can say that the biggest of these trees was at least as high as a three-story building, and another one was probably two stories high.

The most frustrating part is this: there's nothing to be done. I could complain or argue with the neighbor, but the only thing I could accomplish there is make him unhappy with us. No good could come of that; he's talking about doing more work this summer to 'clean up' the place. Even a cordial communication of a neighborly sort wouldn't be able to accomplish much. Fact is, though I think it was a TERRIBLE idea to cut them all down, the trees were on his property, so he's technically under no obligation to give a whit about my opinion. And finally, of course, even if somehow the owner were to realize what a bad idea it was, it's not like he can put the trees back up again. What's done is done.

I'm hoping we'll feel better about it as some time passes and we figure out what changes we're going to want to make. (The window facing that direction has never had a curtain, and never needed it, but by the end of the day today we tacked up a sheet to keep out the direct sunlight.)

Fortunately, we have good things to focus our energies on. The addition itself is going very well, and, of course, even better, the addition to our family is coming along very well, indeed.

Bush does Bono

This is just fun.

[Note: I had to remove the embedded version, because it doesn't fit in the middle column of this page. I've wanted to widen this whole page for a while, but I don't want to take time to do it now. In the meantime, here is the link to the video remix of Bush singing "Sunday Bloody Sunday".]

This is my first time linking to Youtube on this blog. Who knows how long Youtube will be around, but they've definitely come up with a video sharing system that has caught the eye of the Internet. Don't worry, I don't want to turn this blog into nothing but a novelty-sharing list, but the occasional link to something goofy and fun couldn't hurt too much, right?

Found via O'Reilly Radar.

The Walls Came Tumbling Down

The walls go up, and the walls come down.

Different walls, though.

We've continued getting walls up; rough framing is up for all the new exterior walls, and the new roof. Over the weekend the guys took off the current roof where it was going to be replaced, and dropped in the framing for the new wall.

This morning the wall that used to be the back of the dining room was taken away. By the end of the day, framing was up for the interior walls (separating the bedroom, bathroom, and closet). It really does feel like a lot gets done each day. I'm guessing that during the last phases the daily progress won't be so obvious.

A couple of new camera positions have been added to the Photo Timeline, and the dumpster positions have been removed.

Dining Room View

Used to be a wall

Progress

Great Walls

I don't know much about how long this kind of construction is supposed to take, but I find myself impressed with new progress on our addition every couple of days. As of this evening, there are frames up for two walls, and the main ceiling beam has been placed (in a temporary way, I think, but it's there).

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Every now and then I think about all that still has to happen, and consider that the end of June will be here before we know it, and I wish it could somehow move even faster. Then again, I would probably sometimes wish it could be faster no matter how fast it's going already. All in all, it's pretty exciting to see the shape come together. We can really walk outside and get a true feeling of how the yard will feel once we're done.

Also see the Photo Timeline.

Io Triumphe!

This weekend I went to my 10th Reunion at Occidental College.

I had a really good time. I was definitely anxious about going. While I invariably end up enjoying these kinds of things, part of me always gets nervous beforehand. Will there be people I should remember, but don't? (Yes, there were a couple.) Will there be awkward moments of conversation? (Yes, one or two, but that happens to everyone, so not to worry.)

I think it's nice that sometimes you can get together with people, and, even though time has passed since you were a regular part of each other's lives, soon you're chatting just as you used to, easily and comfortably. I recommend it, when you have the chance.

Dana couldn't make it, as it was her sister's birthday (Happy Birthday, L!). Too bad they conflicted, but there will be a next time.

(And for the record, at no time did anyone try to make it through "Io Triumphe", which is probably for the best.)

Cement the Deal

Yesterday cement was poured, and today the form was taken away. There is a foundation where the new room is going to be (and even under the current house where the new room will join the house). Alejandro, one of the guys who's been here working every day, even said today "Now it looks more like it's going to be a house."

Now they're digging out a lot of the dirt that's inside the footer (which, by they way, is apparently the correct word for it). Then, shortly, they'll begin framing the new walls and roof.

I'm pretty impressed with the fact that they've done this much, and will do more, without having to remove more of the existing house. They've knocked into a couple of outside walls, and drilled down through the floor of the dining room, but that's it. They had to work in the crawl space under the dining room, digging the trench and pouring that cement, to get this far. I'm grateful; it's nice that we don't have to be that exposed to the outdoors, at least not yet.

Don't forget the Photo Timeline.

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Photo Timeline Update

I had some time on the plane this weekend to make a couple of updates to the Photo Timeline:

  • Tick marks on the timeline to indicate when there are pictures for the current camera position.
  • An auto-play mode. Hit the "Play" control to have the timeline automatically play for you.

The speed of the auto-play might be a little slow right now; I figure as the timeline gets more dense (as more time passes and has to fit in the same length line), the speed will seem better. If I get the chance maybe I'll have the speed automatically adjust so it never seems slow. In the meantime, it's already an improvement. Check it out.

Photo Timeline of the construction to add a room to our house.
http://www.theasics.com/nonzero/home_addition_timeline/

Home Addition Photo Timeline

We're really underway, now. The brick, tree, and grass are gone, a trench has been dug for the footing, and they're prepping to pour some concrete before too long.

I thought of a kind of cool idea for a way to view the progress on our new room. What if you could do something kind of like time-lapse photos, but with a slider so you could scrub back and forth along the timeline? Once I'd thought of it, I almost had to see if I could build it.

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I'm pretty happy with the result. If you're not at all interested in what I did to make this, stop reading now and just go play with it.

Aside from building the web page interface, which was a chance to use the Yahoo UI library for the first time for the slider, I also did some automation on my PowerBook to make the whole process a bit easier. I ran into some frustration with Automator; seems like there should be ways to do some things that there aren't good ways to do. Still, it's not too bad. I managed to create an Automator application that makes the whole workflow pretty easy.

Basically, I go take pictures. I import them into iPhoto (insert memory card and click 'Ok'). Then, I add "Home Addition" to the comments of the new pictures, and add "Position_A" to the photo taken from the first position, "Position_B" to the comments of the photo taken from the second position, etc. Then I double-click the automator application icon and sit back to watch. Automatically, the photos are found, copied, renamed, scaled down for web use, and uploaded to the right folder on the web server. Once there, the web page knows how to find the files, extract the necessary metadata, and build the photo timeline.

So I can easily update the photo timeline a few times a week, or even daily.

Come back to check on the photo timeline for updates. In addition to new photos, I've got a couple of ideas for features to add, which I think will be pretty fun.

Home Addition Photo Timeline